Dreams and donuts!: First Fifty to familiarity
Array-ne Today is the first Sunday in a long time that I’ve known I could go to sleep and not have to wake up and go to work, or go to school, or go to the dentist, or go do anything. I woke up this morning (which is the way my mornings usually start)and went to work (On a Sunday, this is also pretty typical.). I got a pump, so I think I did alright and that’s all I can ask for with the lazy way i’m handling things.I jumped rope again. Just for the record, I want you to think like boxer jumping rope, not like little girls jumping rope. I made up one rhyme one time and suddenly I can’t get the image of me with pigtails out of my head.I really need to start deleting this.My rhyme (to the tune of Eye of The Tiger if I’m acting touch, Miss MAry Mack otherwise)Mommy Mommy Mommy SalamiWent to the beach but the beach was BalmyHow many trips did she choose to take?1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1010 trips down south away from the snow….Ok, it’s up to you to guess if I just made that up now or not. All I can tell you is that I have never sung that at the top of my lungs while jumping rope. Once I finish that, I go on to my rope jumping. I start by doing 20 regular jumps, then I do 20 of these jumps where I land on one foot. I then do 20 regulars, then 20 more of the one legged ones. I jog in place for 25 a side, then I do 50 of these jumps where I jump to the sides instead of jumping straight down. I finish up by doing some regular jumps and a bit of improv jumping. I do 3 sets of 20 forward kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 side kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 forward kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 side kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I jump up a hundred times, doing my best to go over the basketball hoop. A bounce means I jump, then land and jump again really quick. I follow the rollerblading with 5 minutes jumping rope. I do 5 more minutes of jumping rope and move on to front splits.
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-ne HNX03 (9:10:11 PM): are you there?HNX03 (9:30:37 PM): guess notHNX03 (9:30:46 PM):HnxMe (9:32:16 PM): HnxMe (9:32:18 PM): sorryHnxMe (9:32:23 PM): i was helpingmy mom moveHNX03 (9:32:28 PM): ohHnxMe (9:32:33 PM): argumentHNX03 (9:32:33 PM): what happened to the wholeHnxMe (9:32:37 PM): my dad’s an assholeHNX03 (9:32:41 PM): can’t help them once or i help them foreverHnxMe (9:32:48 PM): i was readingHnxMe (9:32:52 PM): he knocks on my doorHNX03 (9:32:54 PM): now what’s up with your unchineseyness?HnxMe (9:32:57 PM): as if i was fuckin aroundHnxMe (9:33:07 PM): then he’s likeHnxMe (9:33:11 PM): come and help moveHnxMe (9:33:28 PM): but in a sort of you-ungrateful-daughter sort of wayHnxMe (9:33:34 PM): like i’m good for nothingHNX03 (9:33:41 PM): poor ying yingHnxMe (9:33:46 PM): like ohhhh he’s the hard worker of the familyHnxMe (9:33:52 PM): and everyone takes advantage of him HnxMe (9:33:57 PM): so won’t i come and help him outHnxMe (9:34:00 PM): just this onceHnxMe (9:34:07 PM): because he does sooooo much hard workHnxMe (9:34:16 PM): nobody else works hard but himHnxMe (9:34:26 PM): i hate that attitudeHnxMe (9:34:30 PM): if it were trueHnxMe (9:34:31 PM): fineHnxMe (9:34:33 PM): but it’s notHnxMe (9:34:38 PM): i’m far from hard workingHNX03 (9:34:46 PM): you’re the angry little girl on your bagHnxMe (9:34:48 PM): but he’s in the same place i’m inHnxMe (9:34:57 PM): he acts likeHnxMe (9:34:58 PM): ohhhHnxMe (9:35:02 PM): i’m fixing up the houseHnxMe (9:35:06 PM): it’s such hard workHnxMe (9:35:11 PM): and several times todayHnxMe (9:35:19 PM): i caught just sitting in front of the compHnxMe (9:35:24 PM): mom worksHnxMe (9:35:33 PM): and he acts like he’s a saintHnxMe (9:35:34 PM): likeHnxMe (9:35:36 PM): ohhhHnxMe (9:35:42 PM): well women have to cook and cleanHnxMe (9:35:45 PM): cuz men go out and workHnxMe (9:35:47 PM): okaieHnxMe (9:35:48 PM): that’s fairHnxMe (9:35:55 PM): but what if the woman works too?HnxMe (9:36:07 PM): she has to cook and clean in addition to workingHnxMe (9:36:13 PM): what if the man doesn’t work?HnxMe (9:36:26 PM): she has to work and cook and clean and do the dirty dishes tooHnxMe (9:36:32 PM): and after all thatHnxMe (9:36:38 PM): she has to come home to take your shitHnxMe (9:36:43 PM): have you yell at herHnxMe (9:36:50 PM): and then go out and run errands for youHnxMe (9:36:54 PM): come homeHnxMe (9:37:02 PM): and move shit for youHnxMe (9:37:10 PM): and help you remodel tooHnxMe (9:37:13 PM): then in realityHnxMe (9:37:18 PM): you’re really not doing anythingHnxMe (9:37:22 PM): you’re just gripingHnxMe (9:37:25 PM): and being pissyHnxMe (9:37:29 PM): and being a little bitchHNX03 (9:37:32 PM):HnxMe (9:37:36 PM): you are far from a manHnxMe (9:37:41 PM): far from a great manHnxMe (9:37:48 PM): far from your ideal of what a man should beHnxMe (9:37:52 PM): and what burns me outHnxMe (9:37:59 PM): is that you think you are your ideal manHnxMe (9:38:03 PM): that you’re a good fatherHnxMe (9:38:08 PM): a good husbandHnxMe (9:38:12 PM): but in my eyesHnxMe (9:38:17 PM): i think you are a piece of shitHNX03 (9:39:25 PM): poor babyHNX03 (9:39:28 PM): i still love youHnxMe (9:40:36 PM): hehheeHnxMe (9:40:37 PM): yeahHnxMe (9:40:40 PM): i feel better nowHNX03 (9:40:49 PM): *phew*HnxMe (9:40:53 PM): and he had the audacity to give me attitudeHnxMe (9:40:55 PM): hang onHNX03 (9:41:07 PM): you’re not done?HnxMe (9:44:11 PM): she had one more boxHNX03 (9:44:19 PM): ohHnxMe (9:44:21 PM): because all her shit was crowding the houseHnxMe (9:44:24 PM): and it’s in his wayHnxMe (9:44:28 PM): and all her shitHnxMe (9:44:30 PM): is junkHnxMe (9:44:34 PM): and everything he has isn’tHNX03 (9:44:48 PM): muaHnxMe (9:44:50 PM): stupid fish tank with no fishHnxMe (9:45:01 PM): he can be so charmingHnxMe (9:45:08 PM): and yet, such an asshole…
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indiquait aujourd’hui le thermomètre dans la troisième ville de l’hexagone : pour une fois , Lyon devient le trou du cul de la France 
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-ne 1) Where, (the fuck) is it?a) I left it in my other trousersb) It is being pounded into a squashy worthless lump of pulp in a washing machine in a flat in Dollis Hill, (North London)c) It is being pounded into a squashy worthless lump of pulp in a launderette in Cricklewood, under the gaze of a vacant Albanian who is waiting for a van to pick him up for some casual building work.d) I had it all the time but it had become stuck between my plastic work ID and my RSPB membership card in my trouser pocket.2) Would you like an election leaflet?a) Nob) No thank youc) I’m Australiand) Er, Errr, Yes?3) Why didn’t I notice the etchings?a) I was not used to being inside a fictional submarine.b) I thought that they were damp stains on the flock wall paper of the Indian restaurant.c) I thought that they were grease stains on the inside of my spectaclesd) I am a sightless neonate salamander, an axolotl, and I live underground and under water and in total darkness in Mexico.4) Is the main interest in Georges Sand the life or the work?a) the lifeb) the workc) the two are inextricably intertwinedd) the invention of a famous abrasive5) Who, what or where is Yrrr?a) It is a character in an allegedly plagiarised German sci-fi novel.b) It is in Walesc) It is a Welsh fartd) It is the Welsh for fart.6) How many people worry about the 200 or so women that Victor Hugo allegedly slept with?a) Noneb) 1095c) A gigapersond) Rhetorical questions do not have quantifiable answers.7) Why do think you’ll have a problem in the future when the countryside opens up?a) because people are swineb) because swine are peoplec) because people in towns do not understand the countrysided) No, I won’t have a problem, because it means that there will more for me to eat.8) Are the majority of those holes open?a) There are no rights without responsibilities and responsibilities are only conferred by ownershipb) Some are covered by railway sleepersc) Forty three of them gape eagerly, black, deep, sinister and Tzar-hungryd) The seventh hole is in and of itself a majority9) What do you get when you cross a woodpecker and a claw hammer?a) nails knocked in very quicklyb) squashed antsc) noisier forestsd) easily grippable woodland birds10) How do you describe a hierarchy or tree structure to a goldfish?a) hypersonicallyb) ultrasonicallyc) By drawing on the outside of its bowl with a felt tip pend) repeatedly11) When will it be time?a) when the small hand covers the big handb) when the small axe cuts down the big treec) when the ninth clock goes bong three timesd) when the edge of the hedge claws the dawn out the night sky and the bat gives a last fart12) What is that high pitched drumming sound?a) a greater spotted woodpecker advertising its sexual prowessb) an internal hallucinationc) internal, but not a hallucination, a virus is drilling holes in your braind) it is an alien being that has hijacked Radio 4 to broadcast its filthy propaganda to stag beetles and their ilk13) What happens if you throw a claw hammer at a greater spotted woodpecker?a) the claw hammer sails past the greater spotted woodpecker and kills the Shi’ite mullah who lives next door thus provoking World War Three (or Four?)b) you loose the claw hammerc) you kill the woodpecker and are persecuted by animal rights extremists who eventually burn down your house.d) the woodpecker seizes the hammer and, mistakenly assuming it to be a woodpecker of the opposite sex, mates with it.14) What acts of agriculture did Nigel carry out before 1939 in regard to the Rhineland?a) shower and onslaught?b) goats and monkey wrenchesc) the woodpecker and spillaged) Sealion Toothpaste?15) How useful is the concept of ‘charisma’
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-ne The sixty-four activities in fine arts and crafts are the following: (1) gIta - art of singing. (9) dacana-vasanaiga-rAga - art of applying preparations for cleansing the teeth, cloths and painting the body. (12) udaka-vAdya - art of playing on music in water. (14) citra-yoga - art of practically applying an admixture of colors. (15) mAlya-grathana-vikalpa - art of designing a preparation of wreaths. (21) aindra-jAla - art of conjuring(22) kaucumAra - a kind of art. (24) citra-cAkApUpa-bhaknya-vikAra-kriyA - art of preparing varieties of salad, bread, cake and delicious food. (25) pAnaka-rasa-rAgAsava-yojana - art of practically preparing palatable drinks and tinging draughts with red color. (31) pustaka-vAcana - art of reading books aloud.(32) nAdikAkhyAyikA-darsana - art of enacting short plays and anecdotes. (49) desa-bhAshya-jnyAa - art of knowing provincial dialects. (50) pushpa-chakatikA-nirmiti-jnyAna - art of knowing prediction by heavenly voice or knowing preparation of toy carts by flowers. (59) dyUta-vicenya - art of knowing specific gambling.
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-ne Steve Burton (35)Tichinia Arnold (34)Chayanne (37)Gil Bellows (38)John Cusack (39)Mary Stuart Masterson (39)Kathy Bates (57)Mel Brooks (79)
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At home, they think I know everything there is to know about computers.17. I have never written a second program in C/C save the Hello world one.18. I think it is very boring to call a person by just one name all his life!20. I think Aishwarya Rai is given undue media coverage.22. I think chocolate is overrated.30. I think cricket is the laziest game and Indians love it for the exact same reason.35. I dont know why but I hate to use underscore(_) in any of my ids.37. I can never take somethings seriously.39. I think that no matter how old you are you’ve never seen ‘everything’.43. I think I can make it as a rock star.49. I dont think India can ever recover from the Gandhi hangover of the Indira, Rajiv, Sonia and now Rahul kind.50.
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Array-ne Today is the first Sunday in a long time that I’ve known I could go to sleep and not have to wake up and go to work, or go to school, or go to the dentist, or go do anything. I woke up this morning (which is the way my mornings usually start)and went to work (On a Sunday, this is also pretty typical.). I got a pump, so I think I did alright and that’s all I can ask for with the lazy way i’m handling things.I jumped rope again. Just for the record, I want you to think like boxer jumping rope, not like little girls jumping rope. I made up one rhyme one time and suddenly I can’t get the image of me with pigtails out of my head.I really need to start deleting this.My rhyme (to the tune of Eye of The Tiger if I’m acting touch, Miss MAry Mack otherwise)Mommy Mommy Mommy SalamiWent to the beach but the beach was BalmyHow many trips did she choose to take?1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1010 trips down south away from the snow….Ok, it’s up to you to guess if I just made that up now or not. All I can tell you is that I have never sung that at the top of my lungs while jumping rope. Once I finish that, I go on to my rope jumping. I start by doing 20 regular jumps, then I do 20 of these jumps where I land on one foot. I then do 20 regulars, then 20 more of the one legged ones. I jog in place for 25 a side, then I do 50 of these jumps where I jump to the sides instead of jumping straight down. I finish up by doing some regular jumps and a bit of improv jumping. I do 3 sets of 20 forward kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 side kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 forward kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I do 3 sets of 20 side kicks, slowly working my way up to my full range. I jump up a hundred times, doing my best to go over the basketball hoop. A bounce means I jump, then land and jump again really quick. I follow the rollerblading with 5 minutes jumping rope. I do 5 more minutes of jumping rope and move on to front splits.
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-ne HNX03 (9:10:11 PM): are you there?HNX03 (9:30:37 PM): guess notHNX03 (9:30:46 PM):HnxMe (9:32:16 PM): HnxMe (9:32:18 PM): sorryHnxMe (9:32:23 PM): i was helpingmy mom moveHNX03 (9:32:28 PM): ohHnxMe (9:32:33 PM): argumentHNX03 (9:32:33 PM): what happened to the wholeHnxMe (9:32:37 PM): my dad’s an assholeHNX03 (9:32:41 PM): can’t help them once or i help them foreverHnxMe (9:32:48 PM): i was readingHnxMe (9:32:52 PM): he knocks on my doorHNX03 (9:32:54 PM): now what’s up with your unchineseyness?HnxMe (9:32:57 PM): as if i was fuckin aroundHnxMe (9:33:07 PM): then he’s likeHnxMe (9:33:11 PM): come and help moveHnxMe (9:33:28 PM): but in a sort of you-ungrateful-daughter sort of wayHnxMe (9:33:34 PM): like i’m good for nothingHNX03 (9:33:41 PM): poor ying yingHnxMe (9:33:46 PM): like ohhhh he’s the hard worker of the familyHnxMe (9:33:52 PM): and everyone takes advantage of him HnxMe (9:33:57 PM): so won’t i come and help him outHnxMe (9:34:00 PM): just this onceHnxMe (9:34:07 PM): because he does sooooo much hard workHnxMe (9:34:16 PM): nobody else works hard but himHnxMe (9:34:26 PM): i hate that attitudeHnxMe (9:34:30 PM): if it were trueHnxMe (9:34:31 PM): fineHnxMe (9:34:33 PM): but it’s notHnxMe (9:34:38 PM): i’m far from hard workingHNX03 (9:34:46 PM): you’re the angry little girl on your bagHnxMe (9:34:48 PM): but he’s in the same place i’m inHnxMe (9:34:57 PM): he acts likeHnxMe (9:34:58 PM): ohhhHnxMe (9:35:02 PM): i’m fixing up the houseHnxMe (9:35:06 PM): it’s such hard workHnxMe (9:35:11 PM): and several times todayHnxMe (9:35:19 PM): i caught just sitting in front of the compHnxMe (9:35:24 PM): mom worksHnxMe (9:35:33 PM): and he acts like he’s a saintHnxMe (9:35:34 PM): likeHnxMe (9:35:36 PM): ohhhHnxMe (9:35:42 PM): well women have to cook and cleanHnxMe (9:35:45 PM): cuz men go out and workHnxMe (9:35:47 PM): okaieHnxMe (9:35:48 PM): that’s fairHnxMe (9:35:55 PM): but what if the woman works too?HnxMe (9:36:07 PM): she has to cook and clean in addition to workingHnxMe (9:36:13 PM): what if the man doesn’t work?HnxMe (9:36:26 PM): she has to work and cook and clean and do the dirty dishes tooHnxMe (9:36:32 PM): and after all thatHnxMe (9:36:38 PM): she has to come home to take your shitHnxMe (9:36:43 PM): have you yell at herHnxMe (9:36:50 PM): and then go out and run errands for youHnxMe (9:36:54 PM): come homeHnxMe (9:37:02 PM): and move shit for youHnxMe (9:37:10 PM): and help you remodel tooHnxMe (9:37:13 PM): then in realityHnxMe (9:37:18 PM): you’re really not doing anythingHnxMe (9:37:22 PM): you’re just gripingHnxMe (9:37:25 PM): and being pissyHnxMe (9:37:29 PM): and being a little bitchHNX03 (9:37:32 PM):HnxMe (9:37:36 PM): you are far from a manHnxMe (9:37:41 PM): far from a great manHnxMe (9:37:48 PM): far from your ideal of what a man should beHnxMe (9:37:52 PM): and what burns me outHnxMe (9:37:59 PM): is that you think you are your ideal manHnxMe (9:38:03 PM): that you’re a good fatherHnxMe (9:38:08 PM): a good husbandHnxMe (9:38:12 PM): but in my eyesHnxMe (9:38:17 PM): i think you are a piece of shitHNX03 (9:39:25 PM): poor babyHNX03 (9:39:28 PM): i still love youHnxMe (9:40:36 PM): hehheeHnxMe (9:40:37 PM): yeahHnxMe (9:40:40 PM): i feel better nowHNX03 (9:40:49 PM): *phew*HnxMe (9:40:53 PM): and he had the audacity to give me attitudeHnxMe (9:40:55 PM): hang onHNX03 (9:41:07 PM): you’re not done?HnxMe (9:44:11 PM): she had one more boxHNX03 (9:44:19 PM): ohHnxMe (9:44:21 PM): because all her shit was crowding the houseHnxMe (9:44:24 PM): and it’s in his wayHnxMe (9:44:28 PM): and all her shitHnxMe (9:44:30 PM): is junkHnxMe (9:44:34 PM): and everything he has isn’tHNX03 (9:44:48 PM): muaHnxMe (9:44:50 PM): stupid fish tank with no fishHnxMe (9:45:01 PM): he can be so charmingHnxMe (9:45:08 PM): and yet, such an asshole…
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indiquait aujourd’hui le thermomètre dans la troisième ville de l’hexagone : pour une fois , Lyon devient le trou du cul de la France
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-ne 1) Where, (the fuck) is it?a) I left it in my other trousersb) It is being pounded into a squashy worthless lump of pulp in a washing machine in a flat in Dollis Hill, (North London)c) It is being pounded into a squashy worthless lump of pulp in a launderette in Cricklewood, under the gaze of a vacant Albanian who is waiting for a van to pick him up for some casual building work.d) I had it all the time but it had become stuck between my plastic work ID and my RSPB membership card in my trouser pocket.2) Would you like an election leaflet?a) Nob) No thank youc) I’m Australiand) Er, Errr, Yes?3) Why didn’t I notice the etchings?a) I was not used to being inside a fictional submarine.b) I thought that they were damp stains on the flock wall paper of the Indian restaurant.c) I thought that they were grease stains on the inside of my spectaclesd) I am a sightless neonate salamander, an axolotl, and I live underground and under water and in total darkness in Mexico.4) Is the main interest in Georges Sand the life or the work?a) the lifeb) the workc) the two are inextricably intertwinedd) the invention of a famous abrasive5) Who, what or where is Yrrr?a) It is a character in an allegedly plagiarised German sci-fi novel.b) It is in Walesc) It is a Welsh fartd) It is the Welsh for fart.6) How many people worry about the 200 or so women that Victor Hugo allegedly slept with?a) Noneb) 1095c) A gigapersond) Rhetorical questions do not have quantifiable answers.7) Why do think you’ll have a problem in the future when the countryside opens up?a) because people are swineb) because swine are peoplec) because people in towns do not understand the countrysided) No, I won’t have a problem, because it means that there will more for me to eat.8) Are the majority of those holes open?a) There are no rights without responsibilities and responsibilities are only conferred by ownershipb) Some are covered by railway sleepersc) Forty three of them gape eagerly, black, deep, sinister and Tzar-hungryd) The seventh hole is in and of itself a majority9) What do you get when you cross a woodpecker and a claw hammer?a) nails knocked in very quicklyb) squashed antsc) noisier forestsd) easily grippable woodland birds10) How do you describe a hierarchy or tree structure to a goldfish?a) hypersonicallyb) ultrasonicallyc) By drawing on the outside of its bowl with a felt tip pend) repeatedly11) When will it be time?a) when the small hand covers the big handb) when the small axe cuts down the big treec) when the ninth clock goes bong three timesd) when the edge of the hedge claws the dawn out the night sky and the bat gives a last fart12) What is that high pitched drumming sound?a) a greater spotted woodpecker advertising its sexual prowessb) an internal hallucinationc) internal, but not a hallucination, a virus is drilling holes in your braind) it is an alien being that has hijacked Radio 4 to broadcast its filthy propaganda to stag beetles and their ilk13) What happens if you throw a claw hammer at a greater spotted woodpecker?a) the claw hammer sails past the greater spotted woodpecker and kills the Shi’ite mullah who lives next door thus provoking World War Three (or Four?)b) you loose the claw hammerc) you kill the woodpecker and are persecuted by animal rights extremists who eventually burn down your house.d) the woodpecker seizes the hammer and, mistakenly assuming it to be a woodpecker of the opposite sex, mates with it.14) What acts of agriculture did Nigel carry out before 1939 in regard to the Rhineland?a) shower and onslaught?b) goats and monkey wrenchesc) the woodpecker and spillaged) Sealion Toothpaste?15) How useful is the concept of ‘charisma’
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-ne The sixty-four activities in fine arts and crafts are the following: (1) gIta - art of singing. (9) dacana-vasanaiga-rAga - art of applying preparations for cleansing the teeth, cloths and painting the body. (12) udaka-vAdya - art of playing on music in water. (14) citra-yoga - art of practically applying an admixture of colors. (15) mAlya-grathana-vikalpa - art of designing a preparation of wreaths. (21) aindra-jAla - art of conjuring(22) kaucumAra - a kind of art. (24) citra-cAkApUpa-bhaknya-vikAra-kriyA - art of preparing varieties of salad, bread, cake and delicious food. (25) pAnaka-rasa-rAgAsava-yojana - art of practically preparing palatable drinks and tinging draughts with red color. (31) pustaka-vAcana - art of reading books aloud.(32) nAdikAkhyAyikA-darsana - art of enacting short plays and anecdotes. (49) desa-bhAshya-jnyAa - art of knowing provincial dialects. (50) pushpa-chakatikA-nirmiti-jnyAna - art of knowing prediction by heavenly voice or knowing preparation of toy carts by flowers. (59) dyUta-vicenya - art of knowing specific gambling.
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-ne Steve Burton (35)Tichinia Arnold (34)Chayanne (37)Gil Bellows (38)John Cusack (39)Mary Stuart Masterson (39)Kathy Bates (57)Mel Brooks (79)
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At home, they think I know everything there is to know about computers.17. I have never written a second program in C/C save the Hello world one.18. I think it is very boring to call a person by just one name all his life!20. I think Aishwarya Rai is given undue media coverage.22. I think chocolate is overrated.30. I think cricket is the laziest game and Indians love it for the exact same reason.35. I dont know why but I hate to use underscore(_) in any of my ids.37. I can never take somethings seriously.39. I think that no matter how old you are you’ve never seen ‘everything’.43. I think I can make it as a rock star.49. I dont think India can ever recover from the Gandhi hangover of the Indira, Rajiv, Sonia and now Rahul kind.50.
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